What If God Smoked Cannabis? / Bob Rivers
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What If God Smoked Cannabis?

Bob Rivers

F#m D A E (x2)
               F#m                D   A               E
            If God had long hair and a goatee
            And if his eyes were pretty glazed, if he looked spaced out
            Would you buy his story, would you believe
            He had an eye infection?
             
                               D                 E
                      And, yeah, yeah, God looks baked
                      Yeah, yeah, God smells good
                      Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
                      
                                             F#m               D               A  E
                                What if God smoked Cannabis? 
                                Hit the bong like some of us? 
                                Drove a tie-dyed microbus
                                And he subscribes to Rolling Stone? 

            When God made this place in the beginning
            Did he plant any seeds, or did he put them there for
            Adam and Eve so they'd be hungry
            For the apple that the snake was always offering? 
            
                      And yeah, yeah, God rolls great
                      Yeah, yeah, God smells good
                      Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
                      
                                What if God smoked Cannabis? 
                                Do you suppose he had a buzz
                                When he made the platypus? 
                                When he created Earth our home? 
                                Does he like Pearl Jam or The Stones? 
                                And do you think he rolls his own
                                                                            D (sustained)
                                Up there in heaven on the throne? 
                                                                                       D (sustained)
                                And when the saints go marching home
                                                                               D (sustained)
                                Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl...


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